Yes, it’s true. . . The Greatest Carpet Cleaner in the World resides in Post Falls Idaho.
- Not the greatest marketer
- not the greatest business man
- not the smoothest salesman
- not the greatest Lover perhaps?
But The Greatest Carpet Cleaner in The World? Yes!
In fact, I am the Don Juan DeMarco of the Carpet Cleaning Industry, oley!
I know my carpet- I know everything about my carpet. . . but like Don Juan DeMarco. . . I did not choose this life; this life chose me.
I needed to make money for a growing family and I discovered my attention to detail made for good carpet cleaning :)
I do not expect to impress any of my High School Facebook friends by publicly declaring myself “The Greatest Carpet Cleaner in The World!”, but I do hope to to impress upon you that True Dry Carpet Cleaning is Truly The Best!
Why I Am The Greatest Carpet Cleaner in The World?
#1. True Dry Carpet Cleaning’s Five Star Reviews are through the roof and genuine. . .
Any good Marketer could amass Reviews- but not Genuine Reviews. We all know a genuine review when we read one and we all know what a forced review reads like. . . Check Out Our Facebook Reviews Here!
#2. A good Marketer would and does get their foot in the door with discounted Coupon deals (followed by Up-sales). True Dry gets their foot in the door with Great Referrals.
True Dry transforms people’s carpets. . . because our system has been proven time and time again for over FORTY YEARS! You read that right- forty years!!!
- Has anyone really discovered a better way to clean the bathroom in forty years?
- Has anyone really come up with a better way to wash dishes?
- Do we still put our pants on one leg at a time?
The Zero-Rezidue people have come up with a “better” way to clean carpet- right! . . . and before them it was Dry-chem. Wanna buy some swamp land?
“Tools make a man” they say- and I am always filling my garage with cool tools, but the way I clean carpet has not changed in its essentials for over twenty years. Like the song says, “Same as it ever was”.
#3. Most carpet cleaning ventures are started by type ‘A’ alpha males and they always go straight for the Latest, Coolest, Most Powerful machines with the Hottest Temperatures, the Biggest and most the “profitable” fastest in-and-out Hot Extraction Truck Mounts on the Market.
I can out clean them all with a proven forty year dry system with one hand tide behind my back. You see, it’s not because I am great. . . it’s because I use the greatest system (with a hole lot of experience mixed in).
Before & After Pictures
Before and after pics of carpets cleaned is legend. . . but just wait 24 – 72 hrs and the wet guy’s dirt is back to the surface.
Just like this pic above from my latest job. . . 1st Dry-chem cleaned it and all the pet potties came back. . . 2nd the owner used the latest and greatest Home carpet cleaner. . . 3rd I came in and wallah! Magic!
And the spots DO NOT COME BACK :)